In the labyrinthine streets of the metropolis, amidst the blare of horns and the chatter of pedestrians, there stood a modest bike co-op. Its walls adorned with graffiti and its shelves lined with tools, it was a sanctuary for the Spinners of the Sprocket—a place where they could gather to tune their bikes and swap stories of their urban adventures.
Continue reading The Novices of SprocketsAct 1
Scene 1
(The setting is a small apartment in Brooklyn. Eddie is sitting on a chair, lovingly polishing his fixed gear bike, Bianca. Catherine enters, carrying groceries.)
Continue reading A View From The HandlebarsChapter 1: In Which We Meet Our Hero, Ishmael
Call me Ishmael. Some years ago—never mind how long precisely—having little or no money in my purse and nothing particular to interest me in the cycling world, I thought I would ride about a little and see the tracklocross part of the world. It is a way I have of driving off the spleen and regulating the circulation. Whenever I find myself growing grim about the mouth; whenever it is a damp, drizzly November in my soul; whenever I find myself involuntarily pausing before track bikes and bringing up the rear of every group ride I encounter; and especially whenever my hygienist assures me it’s time to get out more, then, I account it high time to get on my bike as soon as I can. This is my substitute for pistol and ball.
Continue reading Moby Bike: A Tracklocross ObsessionI’m now hoping to eventually get a cease and desist for ruining English literature with these fixed gear versions of classic tales. Today, I’m sure you’ve already worked out my renaming strategy.
Continue reading Dr Nope: A Tames Ronde AdventureChapter 1: The Pedal of Politeness
It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a fixie. However, little is known of the feelings or views of such a man on his first entering a neighbourhood. This truth is so well fixed in the minds of the surrounding families that he is considered as the rightful property of someone or other of their daughters.
Continue reading Spokes and Prejudice: A Tale of Fixie and FancyChapter 1: The World of Oceania
In the oppressive world of Oceania, where Big Brother reigns supreme and individuality is a crime, Winstone Smith was a man who dared to defy the Party in the most unexpected way – by riding a fixed gear bicycle instead of the mandated geared bicycle.
Continue reading TRACKLO*84
Fiefdom Tracklocross 